You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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