i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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