Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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