these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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