Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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