I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize