well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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