Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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