he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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