There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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