I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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