I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Randomize
