The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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