What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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