Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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