I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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