The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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