I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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