I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think a kid would responsible me up
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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