so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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