Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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