If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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