I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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