I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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