I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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