it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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