I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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