We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
