yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i drank out of a bidet.
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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