Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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