His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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