I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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