...so i touched it.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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