did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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