Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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