i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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