Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
vagina is talking i cant
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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