Its about making memories worth repressing
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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