My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
My ass is underappreciated
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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