Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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