And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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