I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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