are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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