# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
PS: I just woke up from my shower
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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