Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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