i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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