He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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