Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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