his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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