is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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