Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
