i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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