I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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