Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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