My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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