My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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